It's 2017 and apparently Washington D.C. is under the control of some nefarious gay witches. Early this week, a senior fellow at the Family Research Council named Robert Maginnis bravely called the occultists out:
“If you look around Washington, you have Dupont Circle, famous for being the center of homosexuality in Washington, you have all sorts of activities down there that are pretty souring. You have a lot of witchcraft. You have a lot of hedonism. You have all the issues that—when I think of Sodom and Gomorrah, I often think of Washington, D.C. in the same thought.”
How perfect, I thought, reading this news as I edited the audio of my new podcast about witches and pagans, our benevolent, bewitching overlords will be very pleased with this podcast indeed.
But let's be serious.
If gay witches were in charge, we wouldn't be in this mess.
The first season of Mystic premieres Monday, May 1, 2017. Subscribe on iTunes or Google Play. And don't forget to send your senators a postcard about the magic menace in D.C.